Wake Up and Smell the Satan! – April 29, 2016

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Today is going to shock you. First, I “woke up” with a feeling in my “gut” that an asteroid collision with Earth is an imminent happenstance. With that in mind, it’s important to know that you’re going to die. I feel I’m doing you a service by letting you know. This way you can make arrangements to have fun in  your brief final moments upon the Earth’s surface. You will, however, likely waste them like the putrid scum of existence that you are. Continue reading