Album Review: Chopping Mall — “Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets”

Look, at this point you already know everything you need to know in order for me to sell you on this record.  The band is called Chopping Mall.  The name of this album is Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets.  That in and of itself should be enough to make you go and purchase this immediately, but I guess if, for some reason, you need more convincing, there’s more under the cut.  But seriously, if you’re not sold by now there might be something wrong with you. Continue reading