Wake Up and Smell the Satan! – July 3, 2015

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Salve and greetings. It’s July 3rd which means that tomorrow will be the 4th of July. That means, if you live in America, you will be eating copious amounts of mayonnaise-filled salads and eating grilled delights of the carnivorous and/or vegetable delight. It also means that you will be imbibing heavy amounts of calorie-heavy alcohol and, hopefully, lighting off exploding rockets commonly known as fireworks. The explosions and resulting smoke, combined with your drunken haze should make you fee as if you’re in a war zone. Maybe not an ancient one with swords and such but a war zone nonetheless. Continue reading