Wake Up and Smell the Satan! – November 20, 2015

wake up and smell satan

I am tired. Oh so tired. You don’t know what it’s like to live for eternity. The lack of sleep can really catch up with you. Even if you are a soulless, ghoul of a being. I work tirelessly and, although I don’t technically require sleep or rest, there is an emotional toll that has been taken. Regardless, unlike you weak-willed mortals, despite my tired state I continue to do my job. I continue to kill, without mercy, your young, your infirm and your wicked. I strip the skin off of your stillborns for use as rope. For I am in league with He who controls the universe. Continue reading