CANTO: Sumerian Records 10 Year Tour, Iron Maiden Christmas Cards, and More!


There were a lot of band realignments today. Or, well, people that just left their bands and have yet to be replaced. It’s been fun.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey

CANTO: Housecore Horror Festival 2015, Ozzy and Bill Ward Make Nice (Kinda), and More


Hey, everyone. Reporting from Baltimore today, getting pumped for the first night of MDF. Needless to say I’m excited. Let’s see what else is going on out there:

That’s it. I’m out.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

Canto: Updates from Lindemann, Lamb of God, Thy Art is Murder, and More!


Hello. It’s Friday. Let’s get weird.

  • Obviously, we’re all a little curious about Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann‘s new project, Lindemann. Some further details emerged today, as it turns out Carach Angren keyboardist Ardek will be contributing orchestral arrangements.
  • Well, we finally have some legitimate evidence that a new Lamb of God record is coming in the near future. And by “near future” I mean “probably 2016.” Better than nothing, I guess.
  • Here’s a new tour alert for your Friday: Veil of Maya, Revocation, Oceano and others will be hitting the road together in May and June. That could be fun…for people other than me.
  • Thy Art is Murder almost wanted to make noise with the cover of their upcoming album, Holy War. It looks innocent enough now…but it almost featured a suicide bomber. That probably wouldn’t have gone over well.
  • Finally, because it’s Friday, you’re getting a David Hasselhoff music video. Because it’s metal as all hell.

You must be entertained!

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Quickies: Tour updates from Manson, Testament, and Exodus. More importantly, new Convulse!

Today can go fuck itself. That is all.

The track is called “Pangea”. A little different, but still very much Convulse death n’ roll at its core.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up. 

Quickies: More Boo-Hoos from Wintersun, Obscura News, and More

It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I’ve got a bus to catch, so these will be brief. Here are today’s Quickies–let’s see what we missed in the metal world today:

I’m gonna go sleep for the next 34 hours. Enjoy your weekends, folks.


Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.