CANTO: Lacuna Coil, All That Remains, Chevelle, and More


I am back from Wyoming and have returned to the pathetic existence that is routine.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– cmb

CANTO: Motorhead whiskey, Baroness tour, and Abbath music!


I leave for Vegas in two days. That’s weird to me. That’s all I’ve got for an intro today. Sorry.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey

CANTO: More Laughter this Summer, Ozzy’s New Home, and Good News from Ne Obliviscaris


We’re halfway there, everybody! And I couldn’t be more excited about it. Switching gears completely, anyone else notice the insane amount of good music coming our way this month? God damn.

Good stuff right there. Heavy stuff right there.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Album “Review:” All That Remains – “The Order of Things”


Afternoon, y’all. So remember that time that we loved the new Blind Guardian album so much that we decided to live-blog it? Well good news for you all—we also do that for albums we hate! And in this case, that means The Order of Things, the seventh studio album from questionably metal New Englanders All That Remains. Yes, somehow Phil Labonte has managed to avoid stupiding them to death, and much to the dismay of both the communities of metal and sensible thought, they are still a band. You can probably guess where this thing’s headed, so let’s go ahead and get started, shall we?

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Quickies: New album news from Royal Thunder, a Metallica sock puppet parody, and more

Bleh. Could not be more thrilled at today being over with. Here are your Quickies—let’s see what we missed today, shall we?

That…was a thing. I guess. I dunno, I’m done for today. Check back tomorrow for more!

Keep it heavy,


Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.