CANTO: More Laughter this Summer, Ozzy’s New Home, and Good News from Ne Obliviscaris

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We’re halfway there, everybody! And I couldn’t be more excited about it. Switching gears completely, anyone else notice the insane amount of good music coming our way this month? God damn.

Good stuff right there. Heavy stuff right there.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Album “Review:” All That Remains – “The Order of Things”

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Afternoon, y’all. So remember that time that we loved the new Blind Guardian album so much that we decided to live-blog it? Well good news for you all—we also do that for albums we hate! And in this case, that means The Order of Things, the seventh studio album from questionably metal New Englanders All That Remains. Yes, somehow Phil Labonte has managed to avoid stupiding them to death, and much to the dismay of both the communities of metal and sensible thought, they are still a band. You can probably guess where this thing’s headed, so let’s go ahead and get started, shall we?

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Quickies: Album sales, AC/DC’s new old drummer, and a new Ensiferum track… oh, and Taylor Swift(?)

I’m struggling to find Dodsfall’s Kaosmakt and it’s pissing me the fuck off. I needed some trve Norwegian black metal in my life.

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That’s it. Back to hunting for Norwegian black metal.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.

 

The Horns Up Podcast: Episode 36 (January 23, 2015)

It’s time for Episode 36 of The Horns Up Podcast, your weekly catch-up on all things metal!

This week, the guys discuss new albums from Marilyn Manson and Obscure Infinity, rip Phil Labonte a new asshole, and attempt to understand why people like Liturgy. (The last part didn’t end too well.)

All that and much more in this week’s episode, so check it out!

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Quickies: Album sales, a fascinating cover of ‘Crazy Train’, and some new Venom

Hello again, world. I still don’t respect you.

No video today, sorry kids.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.