CANTO: Rammstein, AC/DC, Allegaeon, and More

rammstein band 2017

Yeah, I’m not doing this tomorrow.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– cmb

Donuts & CANTO: Iron Maiden, Fantomas, Tribulation and more!

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Iron Maiden

May 16, 2017

Good morning, it’s time to metal. Here’s some news you might have missed from yesterday:

    • Leading off, apparently Iron Maiden‘s had to shelve “Hallowed be thy Name” from their live set due to an ongoing lawsuit over the song’s lyrical content. Woof.

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CANTO: Amorphis, Sylosis, Abbath, Helmet, and more


“Take a look at the trail behind you, this is terrain you know. It might reappear again. Now you stare at the path before you, so tell me what is shown. Decipher eternity.”

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– cmb

Visions ov Hell: Jim Breuer – “Thrash”

jim Breuer thrash video

Metal is full of gimmicks. Everything from feathered hair, leather pants, Babymetal, misogyny etc. So, what’s wrong with one more? Probably nothing actually. Jim Breuer is probably best known as the comedian who constantly looks stoned. Well, he’s also really into metal. So, when you’re Jim Breuer and you have money and clout you can do things like make an album with members of AC/DC (Brian Johnson) and Anthrax (Rob Caggiano). Which, when you think about it, is pretty awesome. What aging metalhead among us wouldn’t want to live out that dream? Continue reading

CANTO: Brian Johnson opens up, Ghosts masks are a thing, and a couple killer tours


“Right now in the back of the bus, I got lines of coke and sinful lust. I sold my soul to get to the top, number one on the American rock charts.”

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey