Area Man Wonders if Jesus Would Approve of Hellhammer’s Contributions to Antestor

Jessheim, Norway: Area resident, and vehement Satanist, Jim “Zebastian” Thorpe, vocalist for the atmospheric black metal band “…And it is For His Goat That I bleed” awoke Sunday morning asking himself whether Jesus himself would approve of Hellhammer’s contibutions to the music of Antestor.

Antestor, widely known as one of the most successful Christian Metal bands of all time, regularly attend church only a few miles from Mr. Thorpe’s home.  Although Mr. Thorpe has seen Vrede and Vemod heading to Church, he has yet to approach them and ask whether the inclusion of Jan Axel Blomberg on both The Forsaken and Det Tapte Liv offended Jesus in any way. Although Mr. Thorpe has sacrificed numerous rodentia to the one and only Dark Underlord, Angra Mainyu, he has yet to find an answer in the sacrificial smoke.

At press time it was unknown whether either Vrede or Vemod had repented.

Hail Satan,

Ritual Grim