Happy Sunday, metalheads. Noticed anything missing? Well, we didn’t get a Dump this week. Because…dammit, it was the 4th of July and Corey and I were both off doing NOT-blog things, as you all should have been, too. But now with the weekend almost over and a return to normalcy imminent, it’s time for our usual Sunday Side-Splitter. And as we alluded to in Episode 12, it’s high time we share the video of Mike Patton putting Wolfmother in their place:

Of course, I’ve already sung Mr. Patton’s praises on this topic in a past edition of our Throwback Thursday segment, but frankly, this merits its own moment in the spotlight. Because let’s not forget, folks: Wolfmother does, in fact, suck. There’s no way a band led by this guy couldn’t suck. And the manner in which Patton reminds us of this only adds to his legend. (I’m particularly a fan of the pantomimed brain-blow-out sequence at the end.) Can you imagine being the guy interviewing him in this scenario? Would be amazing, to say the least.

In any case, that’ll do it for this week. Enjoy your bacon and eggs, and beat that hangover.

-Dan

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