Well then… Yes. Just, yeah it’s Tuesday. Which is kinda cool I guess. Another day, another dollar. Literally. One dollar. So… Quickies, then?

• For those excited for a new Tool album… calm the fuck down! Here’s why.
• Periphery announced a tour with The Contortionist and other friends. This could actually be a fun tour. And they’ll be in Syracuse. So… good for Syracuse.
• Speaking of The Contortionist, here’s a new track. It’s the title track.
• Holy shit. First release of MDF 2015 is some kind of AMAZING. Count me in. Again.
• Jon Schaffer went through his neck surgery. It went well, which is good news. We mentioned previously that all summer tours and festivals were canceled.
• For the ‘knot fans out there, Slipknot released a teaser for their new album. Here it is:

It is, well, brief. But I’m sure some people are excited about all 15 seconds of this. I’m gonna go be more excited for that MDF announcement. So… later.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.