Another Monday, another dose of sarcasm and cynicism to get your early evening going. There’s probably one or two things going on out there in the world. Let’s check:

• Hey! It’s a new Cannibal Corpse song! Hey! It’s a new Cannibal Corpse song that I haven’t listened to yet. And by yet, I mean… I probably won’t.
• Well… shit. Belphegor have been forced to cancel their upcoming North America tour. What’s worse is that it’s due to a family emergency within the band.
• Electric Wizard, now available in Doom Boobies! Frankly, the video is kinda shitty. Fortunately, Electric Wizard kinda isn’t. So there’s that.
• Lamb of God’s documentary, As The Palaces Burn, has a release date. That would be October 7th. From what I hear it’s good. From what I’ve seen… it doesn’t exist.
• Here’s some more goings on with Divine Heresy. I’m really not interested in reading into this anymore… so I’ll leave that part completely up to you.
• I guess I’ll leave you with a song featuring Steel Panther, Lil’ Jon, and Rob Riggle. About the NFL. What.

Well. I’m gonna exclude words on this one as well. Either way, enjoy. I’m gonna go do other things now. Check in later.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.