God DAMMIT I am jacked up today. So… here are some words:

• Bloodbath has a new vocalist… It’s Paradise Lost’s Nick Holmes. We’ll see how this goes. Either way… Bloodbath!
• Really wish there was a better image to go with this. Either way, the news is alarmingly awesome. Florida schools must welcome a Satanic Temple. You read correctly.
• Obscura will continue! Their new drummer is Sebastian Lanser. This is great, but mostly because Obscura remains a thing!
• New song from Beyond Creation. It’s called ‘Earthborn Evolution” and it’s ridiculous. Enjoy.
• Another new track: Black Crown Initiate’s “Withering Waves”. Apparently it’s tremendous. I’ll listen to it later. Probably.
• Finally… best pizza ever! Because Satan!

Apparently this is a Slayer pizza. I think I speak for everyone when I say that… it shouldn’t be. It should be Satan pizza. Either way, all the want!

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.