It’s fuckin’ Friday and I am blasting Young And In The Way! I’m actually impressed by how much these guys have grown on me so quickly.

• Here’s a shocker. An attempt has been made to ban Cannibal Corpse from Russia… by the fucking Orthodox Church. Idiots. And I don’t even like CC that much. I just like religion less. Like… all the way less.
• How awesome is this? Andrew W.K. and Nekrogoblikon studio party. Give me in on this… right the fuck now.
• Tour alert. Eyehategod hitting the west coast. Wrong coast, dammit!
• Weston Cage, son of legendary Nicholas Cage, writes really bad music. But at least he’s trying! …Nope.
• So Sharon used to be a cutter to prove how into Ozzy she was. I wish this surprised me more. But it doesn’t.
• Get me these gnomes!

Seriously. These things are wonderful. Almost as awesome as my Syracuse gnome. The one above you is Captain Spaulding. And that’s the best.

“Ein Bier. bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.