I don’t like work functions very much.

• Dream Theater will be performing their new double-album on their upcoming North American tour, set to kick off in April. The only thing worse than one Dream Theater album… is two of them.
• In other tour news that I am apathetic to, P.O.D. will be hitting the road with 10 Years, Dead Letter Circus, and War of Ages. This one gets going at the end of January in North Carolina.
• Deep Purple have made it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Congrats to them! Does anyone really respect the Rock and Roll HOF? I don’t actually think so.
• Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Agoraphobic Nosebleed has released a beast of a new track called “Not A Daughter”. These guys have had a real busy 2015.
• So. Heavy metal comics. Brought to you by Drawn Too Late. They are wonderful. Here’s a sample.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey