These are coming to you late today because I had better things to do! …Until now. So I guess I’ll spare you from any more time wasting. Here we go:

• Can someone explain to me why Slayer gets so many things? First a pizza and then a car? Seriously people. They aren’t that good. Anymore.
• So Coby Dick has herpies. That should surprise no one. Apparently he got them from his uncle. Still shouldn’t surprise anyone.
• Album sales from the past week. Despite it’s mediocrity (but I’ll be fair, a couple of songs have grown on me a tad) Siren Charms had a good showing.
• New Lamb of God early next year apparently. I wish I was more excited about this. But I’m kinda done listening to an hour of music for like… 4 good song.
• The Machine Head tour with Epica and Children of Bodom is being delayed so that they can finish the new album. Dammit.
• Listen to this strictly for the band name. Seriously.

I love judging books by their cover. That’s… something. Still not sure what. But I’m somewhat OK with it.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.