Thirsty Thursday! Almost Friday! So many reasons for excitement!

• Of course there was no way I wasn’t going to open with this. Bruce Dickinson is battling tongue cancer. You know we’ll be following this as more information comes our way. Fortunately, as of now, the prognosis is good.
• On a lighter note, Vinnie Paul is writing a cookbook. It’s name is the best part: Drumming Up An Appetite. That, my friends, is what I like to call a turbo-pun.
•  The ultimate sacrifice? Listening to Nickelback for 168 consecutive hours. Jesse Carey of the Relevant magazine podcast will be doing just that to raise 10 grand for Charity: Water. Shit, well he’s getting a few bucks from me!
• Remember that asshat Solitary Son? Well, he’s out of jail and ready to put out a new record! I’m excited… I’ve needed some good comedy in my life.
• If you guys haven’t heard the latest track from Abiotic yet, you should probably do so now. It’s called “Cast into the Depths” and will be featured on Casuistry, out April 21st.

That’s it. I’m done. No videos today.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

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