‘Morning! And happy Friday to all you cretins! You know, it really hasn’t been as shitty of a week as I would have expected. The giant fucking Baphomet statue got moved to my favorite city, Detroit, which means the Satan is in full bloom this week. So, as always on Friday, let’s take this moment to discuss Satan’s role in our lives before we get ready for our weekend ridiculousness… 

One thing I’ve noticed with this post in recent weeks is just how purely evil the videos are. Which makes sense, because Satan. But I want to treat this week a little differently. Let’s celebrate Satan. Let’s sing to how much joy he puts in our lives, every day. After all, we have so many things to thank Satan for. Among those things? Sex. Just…all the time. God doesn’t like to fuck. Satan loves to fuck. And we love to fuck. So next time your heat-seeking-moisture-missile shows itself, you know who to thank.

So, with that said, here’s your clip for the week. It’s Behemoth covering Turbonegro’s “I Got Erection,” and it’s wonderful. Here are the lyrics if you want to sing along. And you do.

Remember kids… “the smell of blood, the smell of death… erection.” 🙂

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
-Corey