Album Review: Necromorbid – “El Dia de la Bestia”

Necromorbid - El Dia de la Bestia

Italy’s Necromorbid join the ranks of christbashing death metal on their full length debut El Dia de la Bestia. True, this approach is as old as metal itself and at this point is about as played out as possible. But the way this trio rips through 29 minutes of no holds barred satanic vitriol they, at the very least, make a strong case for themselves. This is the same kind of blasphemic death metal that led many down the left hand path during a time when evil in metal was still considered to be taboo and garnered attention from concerned parents worldwide. With that in mind, this kind of evil hasn’t sounded this good in a long time. Continue reading

Wake Up and Smell the Satan! – October 7, 2016

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It is now, in the month that you refer to as October on your false calendar, that you peons finally realize the importance of the occult, the underworld and the evilness that resides within you. Put your pumpkins down, stop falsifying yourself with costume makeup. Accept this as your real life. Your true purpose. For those who live as if every day is Hallow’s Eve are those who please the Dark Lord. The rest of you falsely pure heathens will wretch your guts from the inside. Because you do not please Him.   Continue reading

Wake Up and Smell the Satan! – September 9, 2016

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Today brings us to a point in the world in which the planetary alignment makes my head explode with rage. When I feel this way, it’s not uncommon for me to tear apart small children and animals just for release. The pain can only be alleviated by the letting of blood of others. So while I am off removing a few organs with my bare hands please enjoy this filthy music that please Him. Please know that many people will lose their lives while this music is playing.

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Wake Up and Smell the Satan! – September 2, 2016

There is a foul breath in the air. Hot and rank it seeps up through the crevasses in this rock you call earth. You smell it, even if you think you are mentally unaware. It’s the reason you can’t sleep at night. He is coming. You know this to be true. He will torture you in your sleep. Toenail by toenail he will tear from flesh. As you go about your day, seemingly oblivious to His wrath, you are merely a vessel waiting to be filled with hate. Waiting to be enslaved by the Dark Lord below. Prepare yourself. For He is near. For this time, when you wake up, you will smell the Satan. Continue reading

Wake Up and Smell the Satan! – August 26, 2016

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It is the wolf that pleases He. The wolf that prowls the night preying on the innocent of animals. Those small animals. The furry ones that melt the pathetic hearts of you weaklings. It is the wolf that can smell the blood. For miles away it is the wolf that howls when the scent rides across the cool night air. It is the wolf that covers hundreds of miles to devour the raw flesh of the living. And it will be the wolf that reigns on earth long after the pathetic mortal decays. Continue reading