Hey everybody, this week is already full of crap, so let’s not waste any more time.

• So here’s some good news. Abbath has announced his full lineup and an upcoming European tour (with Behemoth!!!)… Get this shit to the United States, already.
• In terms of bad-assery, it’s tough to compete with Bruce Dickinson. In his more recent acts of aforementioned adjectives, he successfully completely an emergency landing of his plane when he ran low of fuel. God damn.
• Ghost are hitting the road in a peculiar way. Five dates this month will feature them performing in-store acoustic sets. Come again?
• Ya know, based on recent trends, I’m actually fairly excited for Children of Bodom‘s I Worship Chaos. The title track of the October 2nd release is certainly no reason for that to change.
• Finally, since I’ll be writing about this later, why not look into Fear Factory‘s new video for “Dielectric” off the fresh Genexus:

Nothing to not appreciate there. I don’t think.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey