Coming at you super late tonight because I’m a busy human and none of you take priority. In other news, did anyone else see Lewandowski’s ridiculous five goals in nine minutes display today? Holy Christ.

• To start, we should probably cover a hot topic across all platforms. That asshat that aggressively raised the cost of AIDS medication also backs a rock label. And the band Nothing wants out. Good on them.
• Two of my favorite things, Mila Kunis and Rob Zombie, are set to work on a horror-comedy series. This can only mean good things.
• Here’s a tour I won’t be attending. Whitechapel, Psycroptic, and Culture Killer. I absolutely loathe Whitechapel and I have no idea why. I kinda do.
• And another one. Bullet for My Valentine and Asking Alexandria. I mean really? Does this actually need to exist?
• Finally, how about a heavier new track from Myrkur? This one is called “Den Lille Piges Død (The Little Girl’s Death).”

That should do it for another day. Bye now!

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey