Must hurry because must make happy hour!

• I didn’t even know I needed this until right now. Metal horn emojis! Let’s get those iPhones updated! Or don’t. I don’t care!
• Danzig is retiring from touring. I think this is cause for excitement? Can’t tell. At least fewer people will get harassed/assaulted for using their camera phones.
• If you don’t like Ghost, this might be for you. Enjoy these graphics that combine Ghost with Ghostbusters. Or something.
• All Shall Perish are back… with their original lineup! Almost! Different roles and I think there’s a different bassist or something. Cool!
• Who wants new Belphegor? We do. It’s called “Totenkult – Exegesis of Deterioration”.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey