“The mountains chime, avast the relentless rhyme. The majesty, the regency, revails the everlasting rivalry.”

• Details regarding Gwar-B-Q 2016 have been announced. The event will be August 20th and you can watch a ridiculous video for it here.
• New tour. Born of Osiris with After the Burial will be hitting the United States in May. Did I already share this one? Quite possibly.
• Mastodon‘s Brann Dailor will be sitting in with The 8G Band on “Late Night With Seth Myers” all this week. I never both to watch this show… maybe I will now? Nah, probably not.
• Puddle of Mudd‘s Wes Scantlin continues to lead a questionable lifestyle. This time the frontman was arrested in an armed standoff with police… for really no reason at all. Aside from him refusing to leave his house for some reason. Whatever.
• Hey look, footage from the first Guns N’ Roses reunion show. Prepare to be entertained.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey