Happy 39th birthday, Joey Jordison! In celebration, let’s poke some fun at the band that the Scar the Martyr drummer used to provide 100% of the talent for–Slipknot! To that end, we present…Slipknot Shreds!

To be fair, I never hated the ‘Knot as much as a lot of people do (or as much as I probably should), and I guess Mick Thomson and Jim Root do know a thing or two on guitar, but still…after the murky circumstances surrounding Jordison’s departure from the band, I don’t really feel too guilty poking a bit of fun at them. Particularly when said fun-poking is as hilarious as this video.

-Dan

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