I have no wisdom to share today. So, eat it, World. Who actually wants to hear what we have to say anyway? This is what you’re here for…

• Seriously with these Under Armour designs? There’s more of them? Do not let me see these shirts at any show. Ever.
• For those unaware, Rob Zombie walked off the stage during his Rock Fest set because he lost his voice. But here’s the good news: He’s sorry. Metalocalypse reference for the win.
• Suffokate has lost two members and has fallen off their current tour. If you’re a deathcore fan. I feel bad for you. But that’s completely unrelated to this news.
• The Paradise Lost guitarist doesn’t think there’s money is music anymore. If he could music better he would be proven wrong. Maybe.
• So some folks got engaged at an Avenged Sevenfold concert. If they say 50% of marriages end in divorce, I’ve got my money on the couple from the Machine Head show.
• And today’s obligatory video is King Buzzo on a subway platform. Yup.

Enough out of me. Later.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.