I hope you’ve been  catching up on the year end reviews that are all over the fucking place this time of year. They’ve made finding actual stories a complete pain in the ass. Here goes nothing…

• Does anybody remember Cretin? I certainly remember Cretin! Well… now you can remember NEW Cretin! Full album available for stream here. It’s called Stranger.
• Less annoying than the way Queensryche did things, Testament is allowing you to own a piece a song! I approve of this way more. The track is ‘Native Blood’ and prices range from $15.00 to $100.00.
• Delain bassist, Otto Schimmelpenninck, ruptures his testicles during a live gig. And ya know what, he kept fucking playing. Goddamn trooper right there.
• Alkaloid have released a track called ‘Carbon Phrases’ along with an album teaser. While unexpected from members of Aborted and Obscura, it really is quite interesting.
• No videos today, but you should probably check out this Napalm Death artwork for the upcoming Apex Predator – Easy Meat:

Fascinating. Alright to play ‘drink the beer’.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.