Happy Friday, cretins!

• My Friday just went down a couple notches. Morbid Angel is hard at work on a new album! Can they just… go the fuck away please?
• Refusing to not talk about Devin Townsend, here is a rather entertaining lyrics video for ‘March of the Poozers’.
• Massacre has been forced to call it quits as a result of the departure of the drummer and bassist. That’s a shame. Not sarcastic.
• Metallica has started laying the ground work on a new album. Why are these bands that I don’t care about still trying to be things?
• Somebody get me this snow globe ASAP:

Your eyes do not deceive you. That is a burning church snow globe. And it’s awesome.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.