Shit, guys, Valentine’s Day is on Saturday. That’s…the day after tomorrow. (Shout out to Winter Storm Dennis Quaid!) Anyway, this has to be tied in to this week’s #tbt somehow. Now, I know some of you will freak out at that revelation and begin your hunt for some meaningless gift that will satisfy your materialistic significant other on yet another commercially supported holiday. In case you didn’t notice, I’m not going to fall into that category. Instead, I’m gonna do that thing that every sensible human being does and shit all over this ridiculous “holiday.” I mean, does anybody actually to succumb to that nonsense? What the hell are emotions, anyway? Are those necessary? Hmm…

Anyway, I’m clearly having a difficult time articulating how I feel about Valentine’s Day. Or love. Or emotion. Okay, not really. But either way, I think the whole thing is absurd…literally all of it. All the love that needs a one day excuse to be celebrated. Thank god for metal, because if I were to keep my ears open all day on Saturday, all I would hear is that sappy bullshit from people and love songs. God, I hate love songs.

Fortunately, our Scumdog heroes in GWAR share a similar view of all that. So I’m gonna rely on them to help emphasize what I’m trying to get across here:

That’s just wonderful. That would be GWAR’s “I Hate Love Songs” off of the Carnival of Chaos album. I hope you enjoy it as much I do—and that you give an equally small fuck come this weekend’s festivities.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.