I just bought a BMW. So you can bet your ass today’s canto will be to the point. I have roads to murder.

• We already talked about Morbid Angel and all that nonsense today. But to recap, Dave Vincent and Tim Yeung out, Steve Tucker back in. … Or not? Someone explain all this to me. Actually… don’t.
• Today got real weird in metal, so let’s take a more entertaining step back real quick. Slipknot has a acquired a way more stylish way to tour around. I didn’t realize metal bands made this kind of money?
• More on people leaving bands. Phil Dubois is leaving Revocation. This story is way less dramatic, but still a bit of a bummer.
• Into Eternity announced their first album is seven years. Sirens will be out later this fall and is surely something to keep an eye out for.
• Holy  crap. Check out this lineup for Housecore Horror Film Festival. The likes of Eyehategod, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, and Suffocation will make for an inevitably fun time.
• I also encourage watching this music video for Obituary’s “Violence”. Because it’s a cartoon.

That’s enough for me. Gonna go drive somewhere.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey