Hey, everybody. It’s Monday. And I had to work. Normal for a Monday, yes. Not normal for Columbus Day. Dumb.

• Well, I didn’t exactly see this one coming. Allegaeon have split with vocalist Ezra Haynes. I can’t be sure why, exactly. But it seems like everyone was on friendly enough terms.
• Fans of Devin Townsend who also enjoy reading are in luck! The Canadian’s autobiography is almost ready for release! He posted images of the ad on various social media sites. Or, Twitter.
• Ivan Moody doesn’t like Kanye West, and he’s not afraid to share it. I mean, I don’t like the guy either, but you don’t see me shouting about it all the time. Maybe you do. Both these gentlemen are idiots anyway.
• In case you wanted to see what Papa Emeritus without makeup or a mask, here you go. Nergal leaked something similar last summer, so why don’t we start the rumors again? Whatever.
• You know what the best thing about Shining’s new video for “Last Day” is? The cliff. Definitely the cliff.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey