There are days where you just want to phone it in. Today is one of those days. One of the dark days where I would murder souls by just throwing them into the fire. No torture, no photographs of their loved ones being set ablaze just to see their emotional reaction. Sometimes, work just overwhelms even the best of us. Luckily for me, the mechanism by with death is achieved is completely up to me. Much like my colleagues who merely bring death without embellishment or celebration. Today I will do the job, but I won’t enjoy it.

But there are things to be thankful for. Mass deaths have recently inundated us here in hell with many lost souls, butchered corpses and mangled fetuses. All of this, of course, brings me very much pleasure. But you can’t have everything in life. Which is why you get so much in death. And by so much, I mean, so much torture. That is, torture for you imparted upon you, and your soul, by me.

Thus, enjoy the swirling chaos that is Ævangelist with their 2013 release Omen Ex Sumalacra.

Hail Satan,

Ritual Grim