“Hindered by sober restlessness. Submitting to the amber crutch. The theme in my aching prose. Fantasizing the sight of Manhattan; that pour of a bitter red being that escapes a thin frame. The rebirth of mutual love. The slipping on gloves to lay tenderly.”

• Let’s start with a tour. Bring Me The Horizon will be hitting the United States this May. No northeast dates, thank goodness.
• Metallica have been named the 2016 Record Store Day ambassadors. I don’t actually know what this means, but Record Store Day is sometimes a thing I participate in I guess.
• How about another tour? Hellyeah have announced a run of shows in the late spring. Oh, they also dropped a new single called “Human.” So that’s in there too.
• Crematory have parted ways with their bassist. There goes the band… Just kidding, they’ve already announced a replacement. It’s Jason Matthias.
• Slow day. But here’s a new track from Ordinance called “Bloodwine.”

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey