“One more year of further suffering, there’s no point of fucking bluffing. Open up your DETHDAY present, it’s a box of fucking nothing.”

• We haven’t heard from Alcest in awhile, so let’s start there. The French gazers are preparing to release a new album sometime this fall. Intriguing.
• New tour! (I’m trying to keep things rather straightforward today). Armored Saint will be hitting the road with Metal Church this coming June. Calm down everyone, it’s only a west coast trip.
• We already know Meshuggah have been working on material for a new album. Today they gave us a studio teaser. Which does very little beyond make me more impatient.
• Did you ever want to see into Dave Mustaine‘s home? Me neither. Either way… here ya go.
• New Gojira! New Gojira! Here is “Stranded” taking off the upcoming Magma, which drops on… some future day. I forget.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey