It’s the last day of April, which naturally means that Facebook news feeds have become inundated with “IT’S GONNA BE MAY” memes and I’m feeling above-averagely contemptuous toward pop music! But what did the metal world serve up for our full-time metal blogger friends today? Take a look below for more!

• Geoff Tate’s days performing under the name “Queensrÿche” are numbered, and he’s going to milk that fact as much as he damn well pleases!
• Hey guys, remember when people used to buy CDs? Nope, neither do I.
• Even though Nirvana was a grunge act, a lot of metal sites are covering news of a new Kurt Cobain pre-suicide note released by the Seattle Police Department. Sounds like Courtney Love was a joy to be married to!
• Talk about Bret Michaels’ new single enough on social media and you could win dinner with him! In related news, hundreds of vapid, fake-titted bimbos hoping for another Rock of Love let out a collective sigh upon realizing they’re not even sure how to turn on a computer.
• And last but not least,  a reminder that you’re never too old to rock out.

Keep it metal, everyone!

-Dan

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.