Welcome to May everyone! I am happy to report that there are absolutely zero of those stupid “IT’S GONNA BE MAY” memes on this page. I have decided to spare you all. You’re welcome. As I write this, Dan is at his first show of the month (he wasted no time) and I am enjoying my first night at the bar of the month (I also wasted no time). Anyway, some news from the day:

• So those statements about AC/DC hanging it up? Yeah… not so much. Things seem to be moving in the opposite direction now. Hopefully this means Malcolm Young is in better shape.
• Wolves in the Throne Room are doing things! Unfortunately, none of those things will be done anywhere near me… as of yet. Fingers crossed.
• More details on this in Episode 4 (airing tomorrow). But Dagon is trying to calm rumors that Inquisition are Nazis. I’ll let you decide if you buy it or not. Personally… ehhhhhhh. Also, not the most articulate guy, that Dagon.
• Finally, in follow up to yesterday’s news about Kurt Cobain’s note, here is the rest of the story. In note form.
• Rob Zombie can Metallica better than Metallica apparently. Here’s the video for those that care about either artist:

Prost.

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.