Hello there. Feels like I haven’t done one of these in awhile. You can thank Kvelertak/Gojira/Mastodon for that (actually, Junius/Solstafir as well). So, let’s strive for efficiency today shall we? I give you… Quickies:

• Ghost will be back in the studio this fall. Ya know, I wish I liked these guys more, but I just don’t… Ok fine, this interview with A Nameless Ghoul helps. Also, It’s not Ghost B.C. Suck it.
• Trivium’s current tour is being cut short. Heafy’s voice is shot apparently. My ‘Thank You’ card addressed to his vocal chords will in the mail shortly. I think you should all follow suit. Show some god damn appreciation.
• So this Fun Fun Fun Fest looks… unique. Note how I didn’t say it looks ‘fun’. You’re welcome, world. Hopefully King Diamond turns this into a tour. I need to see him live before I die. That was a weird sentence.
• That collaboration between Adam D, Corpsegrinder, and Shannon Lucas is moving along. People from bands I don’t really care about. Can’t wait for this one. Yup.
• You can stream the new Eyehategod album… if you want. Just don’t tell us about it. I’m sure we’ll be reviewing this at Horns Up as well.
• Ummm… Holy crap what is this costume?

Better question… why is it not on a stage near me? Alas. Anyway, that’ll wrap up today. More junk thrown at your face tomorrow.

Prost.

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.