‘Morning, everyone. With a few hours until we head back to the Edison Lot for Day 2 at Maryland Deathfest, I wanted to get a quick Side-Splitter in, since the weekend’s events have forced us to throw aside so much of our regularly scheduled content. And what a quick Side-Splitter this is. We’re going to take you back to around the same time last year, when during our MDF rest-day, we came across a short film called American Juggalo:
I know you’re probably questioning our inclusion of a documentary on the Gathering of the Juggalos here, but with Cannibal Corpse now officially added into the mix for this year’s festival, all bets are off. Plus, you are denying yourself some SERIOUS laughs if you don’t watch this thing.
My personal favorite? This guy, whose serves up easily the choice quote of this 23-minute goldmine:
“I cook like a motherfucker. I wanna find a skinny-ass little bitch and make her fat, and then we can lose weight together, and we’ll bond.”
There’s much, much more to marvel at (if “marvel” is really the right word here) in American Juggalo, so I won’t take up any more of your time. Watch it, and get ready to laugh your asses off. Hangover? Cured.
Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.