Holy dicktits it’s Friday the 13th AND a full moon. Epicness shall ensue! Welcome to another episode of Let’s-Not-Waste-Time-I-Wanna-Get-Drunk Friday! So… that being said:

• The headline of the GWAR-B-Q will be… The Black Dahlia Murder.
• Holy shitstain tour alert!!!: Dark Tranquility and Insomnium! Color me there.
• Here’s a new Judas Priest song, for those that give a damn.
• Remember that Eyehategod album we reviewed? Here’s some music from that in video form.
• That King Diamond tour thing we’ve talked about? Sounds like more of a thing now. So, in tribute to that, here’s some King Diamond:

Good stuff today! Also… BEER!

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.