Long time no see, people. I’ve been occupied with the World Cup and drunken shenanigans at Market Square Day. I’ll spare you the details… for now. Let’s get caught up:

• Remember that time nobody respected King 810? Well here’s another reason. They seem proud of their “assault with intent to murder” charge. Assholes.
• You can stream the new Mastodon album in full… by why would you? It comes out next week.
• YouTube might be the next player in the music streaming service game. But not without being dicks about it!
• Here’s some good news. At The Gates are officially heading into the studio.
• So THAT’S what Body Count sounds like. Here they are playing the The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.Well, ok then.
• Watain showering an audience in pig’s blood is fun… to most of us. Here’s what TMZ thinks (all the LOLs):

I wish I cared about Watain. At least a little bit. Oh well.

Also, happy belated Father’s Day.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.