Hey, remember me?? Good, neither do I. Alright, so there a lot of tour announcements and convert footage from Hellfest 2014. I’ll try to share other things going on, but no promises. You’ve already been informed of the big King Diamond news, so that’s one I can skip at least. Elsewhere:

• In today’s episode of Tours I Will Be Skipping: Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, and Exodus. This would have been a lot more fun 20 years ago. I have a little curiosity in current Exodus, however.
• There is a tour rumor that I am interested in though: Arsis.
• So a crowd surfer was ejected from a classical music performance. This is both hilarious and confusing… on many levels. Being escorted out seems a touch aggressive.
• Brian Werner of Vital Remains is the next individual pumping out offensive clothing. This one… yeah it’ll cause some problems. Curious about the response this will generate.
• Hellfest anyone? Emperor. Death Angel. Eluveitie. Watain. Behemoth. Eluveitie is below, but only because I’ve shared Emperor and Behemoth footage with you recently enough. And I don’t like Watain.

I almost shared a new Korn song with you but then I didn’t. Aren’t you lucky. Oops. I’m gonna go do something else now. And by something else I mean nothing else. Probably.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.