End of the week, which is wonderful. It means I don’t need to feed you jabronis metal news for a couple of days. Let us rejoice! After this metal news…

• And, at last, we have the Slipknot mask reveal. But honestly? Who gives a shit at this point? Either way, here’s a clearer member by member rundown.
• This is a very sad day for Dan and I as Rammstein officially announce they’ll be taking a break from music. We’ll see them again again in the future I hope.
• Soen has a release date for Tellurian. Don’t know who Tellurian is? Read up on that shit, then.
• Those guys in Periphery sure can noodle! (God dammit it’s a slow day).
• ‘Tony Foresta goes to Coney Island’ is a thing that should happen way more frequently if this is the result.
• Somebody get me this chicken!

…I’m leaving.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.