The baseball playoffs have started and the only reason I care is because Puig Destroyer is suddenly more entertaining to me. Because timely.

• Much like the end of a shitty relationship with a shitty person, Jim Root was fired from Stone Sour over the phone.
• Here’s your ‘What The Fuck Are They Doing?’ news for the day: Guns N’ Roses new album and tour in 2015? God help us all.
• Good news of the day: Enslaved is in the studio! This is awesome. Riitiir is one of my favorite albums of all time. Top 10 easily.
• This has been around for a couple days so I guess I’ll share it now. If you’re going to Knotfest, you will smell camel shit… the entire time.
• And here’s the first episode of ZTV:

Anybody else super excited about all the Ziltoid and Devin Townsend happenings? Of course you are.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.