No but really, this new stuff from Dead to a Dying World is absolutely amazing.

• So this is weird. Five Finger Death Punch frontman/lead idiot Ivan Moody has been accused of domestic violence in a divorce filing. Here’s the kicker, apparently he isn’t married. Or wasn’t. TMZ is just the best sometimes.
• Marilyn Manson is keeping busy. You can catch him here playing a hitman in the trailer for the upcoming movie Let Me Make You A Martyr.
• Album sales… because why not! But these aren’t your weekly best like usual, this is a look at the best selling metal albums so far in 2015.
• Just when you had thought (and maybe hoped) Shadows Fall was more or less done for, it looks like they may be right back in the studio. Some hiatus. I can hiatus way better than these guys.
• You know what makes for a good street musician? Black metal. Check out Dave Hill get his weird on in the middle of Times Square.

I mean real weird. But appreciated.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey