Gonna try and bang these out pretty quickly so that I can get on with my evening. Not a ton out there today, anyway. Or is there…?

• Danzig will be featured on an upcoming episode of Portlandia. This is a person I really don’t care for on a show I have never watched. I’m clearly excited.
• For some unknown reason, Underoath have decided to re-emerge in whatever world they ever existed in. I don’t like them… but they’ll be touring two albums in full next spring. Freaking… great.
• Showing their respect to their Rolling Stones influences, Motorhead will be covering “Sympathy for the Devil” on the upcoming Bad Magic, which drops on Friday. You can hear the track here. It’s solid.
• In case you live under a rock, Iron Maiden unveiled their massive 747 that will serve as their means of transportation for next year’s upcoming world tour. Let me repeat that last part: Iron Maiden. 2015 World Tour. That should be the real focus here.
• I needed to share this just for its general weirdness. Here is the new video for Earthside’s “Mob Mentality”:

Emphasis on weird.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey