This coming weekend is going to be the last one where I have a reasonable amount of free time for awhile. Needless to say, it’s gonna get ultra aggressive. So that’s where my head is at… and it’s only Thursday.

• You know what defines a piece of shit human? One who pretends to have cancer for profitability. And that’s exactly what you get with Counterfeit vocalist Hali Etie. As someone who has seen cancer take the lives of many close friends and family members, I politely ask her to rot in Hell.
• In a bit of lighter news, Dimmu Borgir have been hard at work recently. In fact, it looks like a new album might be coming our way in the very near future.
• Sadly, it appears that Cynic have broken up again. While their career has definitely gone through some sluggish points over the years, their talent and ability are undeniable. Too bad.
• Ok, there’s been a lot of serious stuff in here today. I want to lighten the mood with Motörhead brand vibrators. Do I really need to say anything else? That concept alone should amuse you.
• Finally, a new ripping track from Devil You Know called “Stay of Execution.”

I’m out. Time for beer.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey