Happy Thanksgiving Eve, humans! I know I skipped this yesterday, but there really wasn’t anything interesting happening. Let’s try again today.

• Starting off with a band, Dark Funeral will be kicking off 2016 with a new record. Well, sometime during the first half of the year at least.
• Fear Factory‘s tour bus has crashed in Germany on the way to Munich. Fortunately, everyone appears to be alright. Except for the bus.
• Album sales. It’s been awhile… at least a week. Trans-Siberian Orchestra led the way, followed by Intronaut and Swallow The Sun.
• Megadeth has released a new track called “The Threat is Real”. Apparently it’s decent and sounds like old-school Megadeth. I don’t plan on finding out for myself.
• New Borknagar? New Borknagar.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey