I’m late tonight because I left work late. And then ran late. Basically, I’m not good at being on time.

• The Sword announced a new tour running March through May. They will be supported by Royal Thunder and Purson, depending on which half the tour rolls through your town.
• I don’t think there was any way you missed this today. Phil Anselmo has been accused of a racial outburst at Dimebash. He claims it was all a joke. It probably was, because nobody is that dumb, right?
• “Symmetry in Black” didn’t drop all that long ago, but Crowbar already appear ready to head into the studio to begin recording new material.
• In case you missed this, Steven Tyler has taken credit for the Guns N’ Roses reunion. The band did not agree. Which, yeah, has potential for hilarity.
• Hey! Another new Obscura track! This one is called “Ten Sepiroth” and it’s quite enjoyable.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”
– Corey