Holy Christ I am jacked up for a Thursday night. Despite the disgustingly pleasant weather, I’m going to be sticking with Vinterland and Taake for the evening. May the beer drinking commence… right after this:

• So Mastodon’s Twitter was hacked. And it didn’t go well. Definitely NSFW. Twitter is kinda dumb anyway. So I don’t really care. Said hacker continued to diddle with Avenged Sevenfold’s account as well.
• In not-Twitter news, Machine Head, Children of Bodom, Epica, and Battlecross is a thing I’m (maybe) excited about. Just a rumor regarding The Revolution Society Tour, but still.
• I share with you a very entertaining metal drinking game, courtesy of our good friends over at Metalsucks.
• So Greyhound apparently thinks it’s the most metal bus around. Spoiler alert. It’s not.
• New music videos that I won’t watch from Trivium and Chelsea Grin. I just… really don’t think it’s gonna happen.
• You know what needs to be in more music videos? Wrestling.

This is a video for ‘Biomonster DNA’ by Ultramantis Black. The song… eh? Personally, I watched this twice on mute just for the wrestling. Because wrestling. Alright, that’ll wrap up the day. Catch ya tomorrow.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.