Rainy, cold, dark… I love this weather!

• Getting the nonsense out of the way first: new tracks from All That Remains and AC/DC. They are called ‘You Found Me’ and ‘Rock or Bust’, respectively. I’m so wildly unimpressed by either.
• These GWAR fans just experienced every reason why I despise some of these organized religions. Since when was it your job to judge other people’s beliefs and, well, lives? Pick me! I know! FUCKING NEVER.
• You know who’s writing a book that will be inevitably less interesting than Nergal’s? Corey Taylor. Maybe he has some interesting things to say. It comes out June 30th.
• Big news from Arch Enemy. Jeff Loomis has stepped in as their newest guitarist. Did NOT see this coming. Good for Arch Enemy, not about Loomis just yet.
• New video for Black Crown Initiate. The track is called ‘The Fractured One’:

Mmmm… shreddy. Busy day today in metal! Thank hell for that.

“Ein Bier… bitte.”

– Corey

Live. Love. Plow. Horns Up.