Wake Up and Smell the Satan! – October 30, 2015

wake up and smell satan

BEHOLD, all ye false dæmons and gods: ’tis almost the witching hour — the time where you pretend that you are not only okay with death and all it’s filth and gore but the time upon which you pretend you are one of me. Ha! I peel back my lipless mouth and revel in your faux hæthenism. For it is on Hallow’s Eve where I will come forth from my lair and slay many a child in the name of Our Father, Satan. The Hellmouth shall yawn open mightily and all of the Great Evil shall pour forth into your pathetic world to revel.

There is no day on your mortal calendar of falsity and Blaspheme that I enjoy more than Hallowe’en. Seeing little children morsels dressed as ghouls and goblins and vampires delights me to the stone core of my soul. I will, of course, end their pathetic, tiny lives and extinguish the flame of their soul. Know that I do so as the great Lord Beelzebub commands!

It’s all Hallows Eve
The moon is full
Will she trick or treat
I bet she will

She’s got a date at midnight
With Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lilly Munster
Ain’t got nothing on you
Well when I called her evil
She just laughed
And cast that spell on me

Prepare yourselves for death. Clean your bodies of impurities. Bathe yourself with fragrant myrrh. Tend the incense. Lay back as the bony knives of my fingers tear into your flesh to taste your foul, boiling innards!

Hail Satan,

– Ritual Grim

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